It’s Christmas Eve and by now, everybody should be well in the Christmas spirit. And as it is Christmas Eve, we have brought you a few witty one-liners, Christmas jokes and some funny famous quotes, to entertain you and your guests over the holidays.

One of the jokes that I found quite amusing on huliq.com, was a joke from Bernard Manning that reads: “I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.” I must admit, that did make me chuckle.

If it’s funny Christmas quotes you’re after, you may like the one from Dennis Miller which reads: “Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live.” You can view more silly Christmas riddles, jokes and quotes, over at huliq.com.

Merry Christmas to you all!!